Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Bro-cabulary

Do you have a group of bros that you love to hang out but your vocabulary is a drag?
Well do I ever have the solution for your needs!
My bro-friends and I have made the perfect list of bro-puns for all your bro needs.
Okay lets start~~~

  • Bro-kay = okay
  • bro-ccasion = occasion
  • bro-fest = those events that your having with your bros but don't know what to call them
  • bro-lieve= believe
  • bro-colli = that weird green stuff that looks like miniature tree
  • bro-ganization = Organization
  • bro-dacious = beautiful and sexy but still bro like
  • bro-asis = oasis
  • bro-wling = bowling that sport is just so bro-tastic
  • bro-ullar = posing very many bro like qualities
  • bro-lationship = that bro-ullar bond between the bros
  • bro-mance = the loving embrace between two bros or more
  • bro-mobile = the vehicle that the bros travel in together
  • bro-wed = You've just been powned in a bro way
  • a-bro-able = that bro you just can't keep your eyes off of
  • bro-diculicious = Well this word is just ridiculous
  • bro-tastic = a object that obtains bro like qualities
  • bro-ses = Did you know that Moses is a bro?
  • bro-thetic = too pathetic to be worthy of bro-ness
  • bro- pologize = the sacred apologizing between bros
  • bro-mazing = its kinda like this post
  • un-bro-lievable = The opposite of bro-lievable
  • bro-ly= so holy its bro-ly
  • bro-licious = a pleasing taste to the bro like senses
  • pro-bro-bility = probability
  • bro-gressive = the progressiveness between the bros
  • bro-gression = the angered emotions of bros
 Well that's all for the bro-cabulary and I hope to hear you use at every bro-cassion possible.

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